Welcome To Patchwork

Christian, Dion and Josh

Welcome to Patchwork is a Melbourne comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. Christian Pisasale, Dion Factor and Joshua Porter debate the obvious, challenge social conventions and improvise sketches, more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie. Have you ever wondered whether it's acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it home if nobody ate it? Then you're in good company. Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards in 2018 and 2019.

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Welcome To Patchwork

Episodes (185)

Tuesday Patch #164 - Do You Confidently Sing Along To Songs?
Aug 25th Patch #163 - Do People Think You Look Your Age?
Aug 11th Patch #162 - Are You Obliged To Visit A Friend's New Home?

Welcome To Patchwork

Sep 8, 2026
40¾ minutes
37 MB

How long can you refrain from opening a package delivered to your house? Josh managed several hours and a car trip, which Dion considers admirable restraint and Christian considers a moment that stopped being a moment about a decade ago. Is there any wonder left in a parcel arriving at your door, or have we ordered that feeling out of existence? And what do you do with a person whose reaction to everything you say is the same small noise? Christian has been thinking about it. Where does sincerity actually live in a conversation — and is there a...

Welcome To Patchwork

Patch #164 - Do You Confidently Sing Along To Songs?

Christian, Dion and Josh

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