Welcome To Patchwork

Christian, Dion and Josh

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

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Welcome To Patchwork

Episodes (172)

Yesterday Patch #151 - Where Do You Wait For Friends Outside The Toilets?
Sep 16, 2025 Patch #150 Livestream - Is This How You Celebrate 150 Episodes?
Aug 19, 2025 Patch 150 YouTube Livestream Promo (Wed September 10 at 8pm)

Welcome To Patchwork

Mar 10, 2026
29¾ minutes
26 MB

We're back! After 160 days away, a refreshed studio, and some very big life updates, we ease back into the important stuff - like underwear. Josh is staring down the barrel of doubling his underwear usage, and he doesn't like it. Christian walks us through his two-pair rotation system while Dion tries to map out the maths. How many pairs do you own? When do you retire a pair with a hole in it? And would you ever donate used undies? Then we revisit the night Christian and Josh went to see The Presets and split up at...

Welcome To Patchwork

Patch #151 - Where Do You Wait For Friends Outside The Toilets?

Christian, Dion and Josh

00:00 -27:59