The Beaverton Weekly Report

The Beaverton

Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles an all-star Panel of comedians to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts their knowledge of the news to the test in a very important quiz where the stakes couldn't be lower. The Beaverton Weekly Report is a hilarious look at what's going on in the world around us. It's just like watching CNN, only funnier and with fewer erectile dysfunction ads.

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The Beaverton Weekly Report

Episodes (100)

Jul 29th Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives
Jul 22nd Trump Asks If He Can Tariff Canadian Wildfire Smoke
Jul 15th When Trump Closes A Straight, He Opens A Bridge

The Beaverton Weekly Report

Jul 29, 2026
56¼ minutes
79 MB

"I love my country. I just don't like anything about it!" Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Janel Comeau) talk about the latest in the Trade War, the debate about whether Conservatives are patriotic enough to stand up to Trump and Carney breaking with Ford over the Billy Bishop airport expansion. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz uncovers the latest way billionaires are planning to end Democracy. If you'd like an Extended Cut that also talks about Netanyahu's visit with Trump, check us out on Patreon.

The Beaverton Weekly Report

Who Says Conservatives Aren't Patriotic? Mostly Other Conservatives

The Beaverton

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