Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast

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A team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.Join us on our haphazard adventure.

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Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast

Episodes (157)

Thu Feb 12th The Queen Bee feat Bodie of Slowquest
Jan 29th The Slowest Quest feat Bodie of Slowquest
Jan 15th The Empress’s New Clothes

Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast

Feb 12, 2026
2 hours
0

The Bastards, the robbers, and their hitchhiking friend Yorp are trapped in the Big Momma Fishing shop. Fortunately they’ve taken the shopkeeper hostage and discover a mysterious powder, which diffuses the situation. (Not.) As negotiations unravel, Yorp calls in a favor from the strange vessel he’s been mumbling to, and a whole swarm of his friends arrive to smooth things over. (Sort of.) At the end of the day, all that really matters is that everybody ate, Cleo’s got clean pants, Yorp’s mission is intact, and The Bastards have a ship full of apocalyptic bioweapons and a re...

Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast

The Queen Bee feat Bodie of Slowquest

Backwater Bastards | Realm

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