Trader Hoes

Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

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Trader Hoes

Episodes (173)

Mar 30th Juiced & Jacked
Mar 23rd An Insult to Pizza
Mar 16th Noodle Units

Trader Hoes

Mar 30, 2026
26 minutes
35 MB

This week, the Hoes thought that they found one of TJ’s best-kept secrets in the refrigerated smoothies. But some secrets should never be told. They’re also blending in Evie’s new rap name, Katie’s fear of jacked-up babies, and the love story between bananas and nuts. In the cart: Organic Coconut SmoothieBanana & Almond Butter Protein SmoothieVanilla Almond Spiced Chai Protein SmoothieChocolate Almond Protein Smoothie

Trader Hoes

Juiced & Jacked

Trader Hoes

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