Retrospective Rants

JoeyH

I write, I rant, and sometimes there's thought to it. All sorts of topics from big questions to small nerdy stuff. Beyond that, we hope you'll enjoy our content, and that wherever you're listening from: Have a Good One. joeyh1996.substack.com

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Retrospective Rants

Episodes (51)

Mar 30th A copious and perhaps uncharitable critique of the Castlevania show's villains.
Mar 16th Rant for "13th Warrior".
Mar 2nd Rant For "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"

Retrospective Rants

Mar 30, 2026
13¼ minutes
12 MB

Whispers and murmuring, interrupted by a gavel. Archie: “Welcome applicants, to your initial interview for the University for Aspiring Dark Lords and assorted Evil Bastards. Before we get into the questions proper, I’d like to do a general inquest into your individual motivations. You know: Why do you want to be a mega villain? That sorta thing. Let’s start with you, the pasty lady with the long nails. What’s your name and tell us your motives. Carm: “I am Carmilla, and I will rule over this world. Unlike those childish men.” Archie: “O...

Retrospective Rants

A copious and perhaps uncharitable critique of the Castlevania show's villains.

JoeyH

00:00 -13:24