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Audrey and Mara

Transform, roll out, and plug in! Audrey (she/her, they/them) and Mara (she/they) are taking you on a ride through the history of Transformers television. We're going season by season--but not in order!--so you can experience the best of almost 40 years of cartoons with our expert* and objectively correct** commentary. *bro just trust us **bro just TRUST us

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Mon May 18th Daddy?
Mon May 11th Weed That Makes You Straight ft. Sam
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May 18, 2026
1¼ hours
65 MB

This week the show briefly becomes obsessed with magical swords and loopholes around enchantments, and despite one of the episodes being named 'Alpha/Omega' we manage to only make a single Omegaverse joke! This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; burger crimes, Excalibur cheat codes, bandicootmaxing, Optimus becoming daddy, Megatron's creative problem solving, particle effects, magical weapons throughout fiction, Medieval fujoshis, and sword dates. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Daddy?

Audrey and Mara

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