The Absurd Files

Shepherd Company

The Shepherd Company is releasing select case files in the interest of maintaining public awareness. New materials are published typically every other Friday, documenting paradoxical incidents under Milton's review. Reality is a suggestion. Paperwork is binding.

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The Absurd Files

Episodes (4)

Fri Apr 3rd The Beautiful and Grand Carnival of Yock | The Absurd Files #004
Feb 20th Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003
Jan 30th I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002

The Absurd Files

Apr 3, 2026
39½ minutes
27 MB

Case File #004 : Entity organizes a carnival to lure in humans. Amphitheater event results in [REDACTED]. Limited reports describe abnormal behavior among attendees prior to the event. Advisory: Avoid the town of Abberton and adjacent population centers. Further documentation pending review. New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents. 🎥 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@TheAbsurdFiles-SC 📱 TikTok: tiktok.com/@theabsurdfiles_sc

The Absurd Files

The Beautiful and Grand Carnival of Yock | The Absurd Files #004

Shepherd Company

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