Park Bench Ontology

Gavin Stephens

is a low-stakes existential crisis disguised as a comedy podcast for people quietly losing faith in the script of modern life. Each week, comedian and writer Gavin Stephens dissects the absurd machinery of capitalism and culture — from sitcoms to wealth inequality, Baudrillard to people who talk in the movies — exposing the broken myths, invisible rules, and slow-motion collapse we all pretend isn’t happening.Presented by The Chonilla Network. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Park Bench Ontology

Episodes (421)

Jun 17th I Watched CBC's Boys-Are-Falling-Behind Segment So You Don't Have To
Jun 10th The Data Center Vote and the Teleprompter (They're the Same Mechanism)
Jun 3rd Lenny Bruce Died Fighting the State. Today's Comics Host Inaugurations

Park Bench Ontology

Jun 17, 2026
39¼ minutes
646 MB

"I Watched CBC's Boys-Are-Falling-Behind Segment So You Don't Have To" — matching the YouTube title across platforms means search and word-of-mouth ("did you see/hear the boys-falling-behind episode") converge on one phrase instead of splitting discovery across two titles for the same episode. 3. Show Notes / Episode Description A CBC News segment spends twelve minutes building the case that boys are falling behind in school — dropout-rate stats, test-score gaps, a mother tearing up over swelling music — and never once names why. Gavin breaks down what the segment keeps gesturing at instead of saying outrigh...

Park Bench Ontology

I Watched CBC's Boys-Are-Falling-Behind Segment So You Don't Have To

Gavin Stephens

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